WinX has given me the opportunity to offer 10 licenses to my readers. Since I don’t have many (haha) that should not be too much of a problem. These are licenses are for the full version of the great DVD ripping program. DVD Ripper Platinum supports decrypting the latest copy protection methods, which makes it easy to rip the latest movies. To get a free license from me simply just reply in the comments in this post, with your best joke, or just tell me something funny that has happened to you. The first 10 people get licenses! ENJOY!
Update: I now have 14 more licenses!
Not a Joke: “Have your heard of the iPhone 4 antenna’s ‘possible solution’?? .. ensure the microsim is not touching the sim tray! .. are they metal trays? – IDK my BFF Jill
now DM me my key ! lol see you in TO soon bro.
License Sent! I have to agree on this one, you’re holding it wrong? seriously!
Hi,
Congratulations for this Giveaway .
Here is a joke :
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Best regards !
That made me laugh, License sent!
Cool Giveaway ! Thanks .
My joke :
Here is yer Joke:
Working With The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux’s house.
“Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep”
“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
Nothing better than getting others to do your work! License sent!
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”
hehehehe……am i in this giveaway? Thanks!
Nice one, License sent!
I don’t know if this story is funny or not.
Once there was a madman who thought he was the corn. He was scared with the chicken because he thought that the chicken would eat him. Every time he saw a chicken then he would have ran.
Eventually, this madman inserted into a psychiatric hospital. One year, two years .. three years … She finally called by the doctor.
“You already know now you are?” Said the doctor.
“Yes doctor,” said the madman.
“So you are?”
“I am a man.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes doctor, I am a person … not corn.”
“So you’re not afraid anymore with the chicken do you?”
“I’m not afraid anymores”
The doctor also thought that the madman already insane.
“But doctor,” said the madman,
“I have one question …”
“What’s that?”
“That chickens … ..Do they know if I’ve changed to be a man? “asked
crazy man with a worried face.
Thanks a lot Kush for the giveaway. Hope win the license
Yup, you get a License!
Hello.. Do you belive young octopus can predict the result of the ongoing world cup match? one of the my friend told that he read this news ..i think so he is telling the joke .. oh ..no..it is really …according to source..
Paul, an octopus in Germany, has predicting the outcome of Germany’s World Cup matches. On Tuesday, the cephalopod chose Germany to defeat Argentina on Saturday.
It is incredible ..it will happen really..Is it a Germany’s mind game? now i intend to bet Germany’s side for tomorrow match.. Do you wanna to join to me?
regards
I’ll just watch lol.
Ok, there are four (4) more licenses available.
This is a great giveaway .
My name is alcohol. I’m the greatest criminal in history. I made more men homeless,
jobless, bankruptcy and turned the wise into a fool. I destroyed many homes and friendships. Abandoned wives know me well.
Regards,
dont really have any funny jokes, but today, i was rolling back in my chair at work, and ill be dang if the stupid wheels didnt get stuck flinging me backwards accross the room with everyone watching.. at least i lightened up the mood with some laughter..
Thanks,
Zug
Here I have a nice on:
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimmingpool. The lifeguard: “You’re not allowed to pee in the pool.”
Little Johnny says: “But everyone pees in the pool”
Lifeguard: “Maybe, but not from the diving board”
I would enjoy to get a license.
Regards
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”
The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”
The lady frowned. “Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.
“Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor’s office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
“How did it go?” the doctor asked.
“Terrible, doctor, terrible.”
“Did it not work?”
“Yes,” the old lady said, “It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”
“Then what is the problem, ma’am?”
“Well,” she said. “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again.”
It wasn’t me he he he
Thanks for this giveaway
Why did 6 run away from 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9.
Sorry, you are one spot too late. Nevermind I have 20 more licenses you got one!
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
License Sent!
Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
Winx is the best DVD Ripper I ever knew.
Come on, you have to do a bit better than that!
Alright, how about this poem?
I wanted to win this giveaway so I gave it a try
I wrote a poem I thought would fly
Kush thought it was lame, so did I
So here is another one hope it works this time
Ok John, it seems you have a better try, so here’s a license my homefry!
Hey Bro,
Hook me up 🙂
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You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when….
1. You only know three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
8. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
10. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
11. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
12. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
13. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
14. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
15. You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
16. You head south to go to your cottage.
17. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won’t prowl on your deck.
18. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
19. The major parish fund-raiser isn’t bingo – it’s sausage making.
20. You find -40C a little chilly.
21. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
22. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.
23. You can play road hockey on skates.
24. You know 4 seasons – Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
25. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
26. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends.
Girl: What if a boy hugs me?
Mom: Say Don’t
Girl: What if he kisses me?
Mom: Say stop.
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON’T STOP.
Alright, how about this poem?
Kush, how about this poem?
I wanted to win this giveaway so I gave it a try
I wrote a poem I thought would fly
Kush thought it was lame, so did I
So here is another one hope it works this time
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage & after.
Haha nice, I’m sure this is from a male point of view though, would love to see the female point of view! License sent
it’s not my joke, but my brother sent to this to me via email and i didn’t know whether to laugh or shake my head in amusement.
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Misc/News_Anchor_Rapist_Search.html
here’s another
interviewer: “Did you know he was married?”
mistress: “Course I did, but did Tiger know he was married?”
LOL
please tell me u still have licences left.
thanks =)
Cool Giveaway ! Thanks .
Here’s my joke:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”